I'm Vegan Smythe and I write and perform songs and comedy to energize the vegan message. I'm based in Melbourne, Australia, but like all entertainers I will travel!
I'd love to come and perform at or MC your function of festival. You can contact me direct if you'd like to chat.
I'm always writing new songs and material about veganism (from all angles) and animal rights in particular, so if you have any ideas - good, bad or otherwise - please hassle me on social media or email me on email@example.com . It's never a hassle.
So, what's with the tear tattoo?
I'm glad you asked. I wear the tattoo because I'm a killer and I'm sad about it. I killed hundreds if not thousands of non-human Earthlings before I went vegan.
OK, I admit I didn't kill them myself. I had a hitman do it for me.