I'm Vegan Smythe and I write and perform songs and comedy to energize the vegan message. I'm based in Melbourne, Australia, but like all entertainers I will travel!
I'd love to come and perform at your function or festival and/or act as MC for your day.
I'm always writing new songs and material about veganism (from all angles) and animal rights in particular, so if you have any ideas - good, bad or otherwise - please hassle me on social media or email me on email@example.com . It's never a hassle.
So, what's with the tear tattoo?
I'm glad you asked. I wear the tattoo because I'm a killer and I'm sad about it. I killed hundreds if not thousands of non-human Earthlings before I went vegan.
OK, I admit I didn't kill them myself. I had a hitman do it for me.